May 9, 2012
Brobdingnagian Sports Chair When I first saw this, I was certain that it was a Photoshop error or a gag gift, but this is a legit product.  As per the description, “This elevates your physical stature at any outdoor event”.  No, no it doesn’t.  He looks like a little kid sitting in the timeout chair.  

Brobdingnagian Sports Chair

When I first saw this, I was certain that it was a Photoshop error or a gag gift, but this is a legit product.  As per the description, “This elevates your physical stature at any outdoor event”.  No, no it doesn’t.  He looks like a little kid sitting in the timeout chair.  

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May 8, 2012
OMG Diamond Pendant Skymall Jewelry, always on the cutting edge of what the kids are into these days.  

OMG Diamond Pendant

Skymall Jewelry, always on the cutting edge of what the kids are into these days.  

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Cuddling Cats Yin Yang Rug Wait a minute… THAT’S NOT CUDDLING!

Cuddling Cats Yin Yang Rug

Wait a minute… THAT’S NOT CUDDLING!

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NFL Football Arm Magnets Oh rednecks.  You’re adorable.

NFL Football Arm Magnets

Oh rednecks.  You’re adorable.

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May 7, 2012
Clip in Chains Is this a thing now ladies?  I don’t get it.  Doesn’t having a chain swinging in your face 24 hours a day get kind of irritating?  The model is attractive though.  Looks kind of like a mix between Kate Upton and Megan Fox.  FYI, using either of those names so close to the word “chains” immediately attracted a new demographic to this website.  Hello perverted Google searchers!  Sorry to disappoint.

Clip in Chains

Is this a thing now ladies?  I don’t get it.  Doesn’t having a chain swinging in your face 24 hours a day get kind of irritating?  The model is attractive though.  Looks kind of like a mix between Kate Upton and Megan Fox.  FYI, using either of those names so close to the word “chains” immediately attracted a new demographic to this website.  Hello perverted Google searchers!  Sorry to disappoint.

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May 6, 2012
iHome Radio Spy Hidden Camera I question the logic of putting a spy camera in one of the first things a thief would steal…  Of course, since this is a “spy gadget”, SkyMall probably isn’t advertising it as a household security solution.  It’s probably more targeted at the “creepy rapist” demographic.

iHome Radio Spy Hidden Camera

I question the logic of putting a spy camera in one of the first things a thief would steal…  Of course, since this is a “spy gadget”, SkyMall probably isn’t advertising it as a household security solution.  It’s probably more targeted at the “creepy rapist” demographic.

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May 3, 2012
Car Lashes and EyelinerDouble stick adhesive lashes for your car.  ”Optional eyeliner strip adds additional sparkle.”  Can’t… comprehend… stupidity… of… product…

Car Lashes and Eyeliner

Double stick adhesive lashes for your car.  ”Optional eyeliner strip adds additional sparkle.” 

Can’t… comprehend… stupidity… of… product…

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May 2, 2012
Hoop Exerciser and Exercise Mat 29.99, for a hula hoop and a rubber mat?  Wait… the hula hoop has magnets!  That means it’s magic.  This can’t possibly be a scam.

Hoop Exerciser and Exercise Mat


29.99, for a hula hoop and a rubber mat?  Wait… the hula hoop has magnets!  That means it’s magic.  This can’t possibly be a scam.

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May 1, 2012
Puriva Shelf Stable Yogurt Yikes!  Do I really want to buy my groceries from the same place I buy consumer products manufactured primarily in China? Maybe I’m overreacting.  After all, people buy groceries online all the time now! There’s no reason SkyMall shouldn’t branch out.  I’m sure the product description will assuage my concerns - “Puriva is the first shelf-stable yogurt, which means it can go where you go, without the need for refrigeration.”   Not helping.

Puriva Shelf Stable Yogurt

Yikes!  Do I really want to buy my groceries from the same place I buy consumer products manufactured primarily in China?

Maybe I’m overreacting.  After all, people buy groceries online all the time now! There’s no reason SkyMall shouldn’t branch out.  I’m sure the product description will assuage my concerns - “Puriva is the first shelf-stable yogurt, which means it can go where you go, without the need for refrigeration.”  

Not helping.

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Ha!  Get it?  It’s funny because all Irish people are drunks.  Just like everyone who works at SkyMall is a horrible racist.

Ha!  Get it?  It’s funny because all Irish people are drunks.  Just like everyone who works at SkyMall is a horrible racist.

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