January 30, 2013
Dog Dung Vacuum
For when scooping poop is “too much work” (that’s the product description, not my words), this product “eliminates the need to bend over and scoop it up by hand”.  By all rights, I should hate this thing.  Using technology to reduce any physical effort on our part is yet another reason for the growing  obesity epidemic in this country.  That being said… Yay Science!  You can now buy a literal CRAP VACUUM!  A POOP CHUTE!  A SHIT SHOVELLER! 

Dog Dung Vacuum

For when scooping poop is “too much work” (that’s the product description, not my words), this product “eliminates the need to bend over and scoop it up by hand”.  By all rights, I should hate this thing.  Using technology to reduce any physical effort on our part is yet another reason for the growing  obesity epidemic in this country.  That being said… Yay Science!  You can now buy a literal CRAP VACUUM!  A POOP CHUTE!  A SHIT SHOVELLER! 

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